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Cheney Visits Afghan President – Shoots Him In The Face

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The email itself made me think of a zombie movies and the book on how to survive a zombie invasion. I hope that we can find out if Dick Cheney was a zombie in this one or not. A zombie that can travel on planes and shoot people in the face would be kind of amazing. Or was Dick Cheney some kind of action hero and the Afghan president a zombie? I dont think this would be the case. It’s Dick Cheney. I think the theory of him being a cyborg is more likely. This could explain why he shot the afgan president in the face. Cyborgs versus Zombies. I think the cyborgs might pull this win off unless they are midget luchedore zombies.